Christ, other religious names that mean what a load of shit!!!!!!! How the fuck
these guys got famous is unbelievable. It obviously wasn't for their music.
I mean for fucks sake, if these guys got famous, I could.
Ingredients for getting famous:
1-Get a guitarist(not necessarily a good one, just grab some bum off a street
and give him a guitar)
2-Get a bassist, a drummer and a vocalist.
3-Put on a whole load of gay face paint and wear dungarees, each person with
different hair style(spikey or bald only)
4-Get some guy that has never produced an album before from some famous arse
bandit band to produce your album.
5-For finishing touches, admit in a famous metal magazine that you would refuse
to be in the band if there was no masks or face-paint.
Nu-metal faggots MuDvAyNe did actually get famous this way, and heres the proof.Their
guitarist can't play for shit, thay all wear gay face paint, they got the percussionist
Clown guy from Slipknot to produce their album, and then, in Metal Hammer, their
vocalist, Kunt(its actuallt Kuud or something) said that if it wasn't for the
masks, he wouldn't be in the band. I wonder why this is, is it because he wouldn't
be famous without the masks.
Anyway, I hope MuDvaAyNe read this, so that I can say, "Get the fuck off my
site and go shove a cocktail umbrella up yer japs eye just before you kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!"